Following a difficult season capped off by a mostly miserable performance in Sunday’s loss to Green Bay, free safety Chris Conte’s popularity with Bears fans has sunk to new lows, as evidenced by his official Facebook fan page’s negative-52,000 followers.
It is the first time a fan page has had fewer than zero followers, something even Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg didn’t think was possible.
“I’ve seen a lot of crazy things since I stole, um, I mean ‘founded’ Facebook back in 2004,” said Zuckerberg, “but a fan page with a negative amount of followers is a new one. That guy must really suck. I assume he’s a mass murderer or something?”