A few days after being ruled out of the London Olympics due to a left ankle injury, Bulls center Joakim Noah seems to be getting over the disappointment of not being able to represent his home country of France in the games.

“He was kinda sad when we talked about it,” said Bulls teammate Luol Deng. “But then he went into the other room for a few minutes and came back with a huge smile and a half-eaten bag of Funyuns. He also smelled like a skunk.”

Noah reportedly spent the rest of the evening chugging Mountain Dew and watching six episodes of Family Guy on Hulu.

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