The sports world was rocked Sunday night when pictures of Blackhawks star and noted partier Patrick Kane began circulating the web. Unlike previous photos that depicted Kane getting drunk with strippers or college girls, the latest batch feature the young Hawk enjoying a nice Merlot with a woman deemed to be his own age.

“Are you sure he wasn’t drinking some sort of red-colored vodka?” asked Hawks fan Bob Benson. “Or maybe this was just the beginning of his night and he ended up at some frat party doing beer bongs until 6 a.m.?”

Photoshop by Kurt Evans

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