With the White Sox bringing in their usual 1,200 a game for the month of April, the front office is beginning to become impatient for their summer averages of 2,500. The solution: ┬áStarting a new ‘Trailer Park Thursdays’ ticket special.

Under this new promotion, tickets will be regular price on Thursday home games but parking will be allowed for trailers and dirt bikes and a new barcalounger section has been installed.

The “Fundamentals” deck has also gotten a makeover, it now features a “Race the security guards to Gamboa”-game and a kids’ shooting range.

Joliet resident, Jim “Jimbo” Sullivan, is particularly impressed with the new changes: “Every year I have to leave my house to get to the game, now I can take it with me!”

Brew Dreesus