Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari — Chicago’s seventh-most powerful couple — announced they were pregnant Sunday, with Cutler  blaming his offensive line for the news.

“After a therapy session for my injured thumb, a couple guys from the O-line went on a condom run for me,” said Cutler. “The route they took to the store was too complicated. So by the time they got back the passer had already been, uh … roughed.”

Cutler was later told the route taken to the drug store had been drawn up by former offensive coordinator Mike Martz.

“Thankfully, that will be the last time Martz screws me,” said Cutler. “Figuratively speaking of course.”