The on-again, off-again relationship between Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler is headed for marriage after Cavallari announced today on Twitter that the pair are engaged once again.

“This time its official..Jay and I are engaged again : ) ” Cavallari tweeted Wednesday afternoon to her 600,000 Twitter followers who normally get updates from “KristinCav” about unseasonably warm weather, bad LA traffic and department store appearances.

Not being born with the ability to formulate human emotions, Cutler was as elated as possible at the re-engagement, which was originally broken off earlier this year.

“Um, yeah, you know, it’s exciting,” said Cutler in his normal monotone delivery. “Kristin’s the one for me so I guess we should get married.”

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