Time Out Worldwide has added another Chicago-based publication to its roster with the release of a magazine dedicated to Bears head coach Lovie Smith.

“Time Out Lovie just made sense,” said a company spokesperson. “Lovie Smith has become synonymous with the words ‘time out.’ In this hectic world of cellphones and instant messaging, everybody could use a break. That’s what Mr. Smith is all about.”

The magazine will focus on ways to just kick back and relax, especially in high-pressure situations.

“Not just football, either,” said Smith. “Oh, sure, I’ll explain the best ways to burn timeouts and waste challenges. But I’m also going to tell you how to drop the ball in more practical ways, like messing up a meeting by falling asleep or waiting so long to respond to someone they just walk away.”

Heckler George