Less than 24 hours after criticizing Chad Ochocinco for being in awe of Tom Brady, former New England Patriot Tedy Bruschi totally put the smackdown on you for that Tweet comparing pizza to heaven.
“Drop the ‘awe’ factor, dude!” Bruschi snarled in a TV interview. “We all know pizza is great. This can’t be your first time eating pizza! Stop pretending you’ve never eaten a pie before and just realize you’re part of that meal. You eat pizza all the time.”
When pressed on the matter, Bruschi added that he “couldn’t understand” why you’d spend so much time admiring pizza when you should have been busy digesting it.
“Don’t you get it? You’re a human being. You appreciate pizza by processing it in your intestines,” he said. “The fact that you’re so in awe of it … makes me think you don’t understand food at all.”