Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Heckler Comic: Last week’s goats get to play Sunday

By Rick Atkinson. Click for a larger version.

Harbaugh brothers plan to spend Super Bowl Sunday beating up kickers

In order to vent their frustrations about kickers sealing their fate in both the NFC and AFC Championship games, Jim Harbaugh, head coach of the 49ers, and John Harbaugh, head coach of the Baltimore Ravens, will spend the day seeking out and beating mercilessly any kickers they can get their hands on.

49ers-Rams tie fuels American interest in soccer

As both teams fought hard to the end with nobody being the clear victor, NFL fans realized such drama is possible in nearly every soccer game ever played.

Chicago Bears MNF Bingo — Week 11 (49ers)

Play along as Jason Campbell and the Bears try to avoid a tie with the San Francisco 49ers on Monday Night Football.

Beyoncé studying old Milli Vanilli videos as prep for Super Bowl

"This will be better than Madonna, Ashlee Simpson and Milli Vanilli all rolled up into one," she said. "I've been studying 'Blame it on the Rain' for weeks and I think I can top it."

New Orleans prostitutes to charge extra for Kaepernicking

"With the popularity of Kaepernicking and the sheer volume of customers that come through here during game week, we could be looking at a few grand a night for simply kissing a guy's bicep tattoo. The price is actually triple if the tattoo is located anywhere besides the bicep."

Super Bowl XVLII Bingo, presented by TheHeckler.com

Play along at home as the San Francisco 49ers and Baltimore Ravens clash to settle once and for all which Harbaugh brother gets the top bunk. Click the image to view a larger, printer-friendly version of the game board.