Tuesday, June 25, 2024

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 9 (Tennessee Titans)

Play along as the Bears visit the Titans in Nashville in a game that will decide once and for all if Jay Cutler is a big-time quarterback. Probably.

Albert Haynesworth to compete for Team USA in Olympic couch-sitting

"I'm really good at eating pork rinds," Haynesworth noted. "I'm glad somebody finally can put my skills to use. I'd like to show the world how good Americans are at watching TV and eating snacks."

Bulls vow to remain positive after latest pathetic loss to Memphis

It would be an understatement to say this season has been an epic disappointment for the Bulls. That's fact. It is unquestionable. Losses aren't even surprising anymore.

NBA Preview: Memphis Grizzlies

Why They Might Be Good: Never afraid to utilize the latest motivational techniques, GM Jerry West has become an expert hypnotist. "I made [veteran guard] Eddie Jones think he's 22, I made [second-year forward] Hakim Warrick think he can hit from 17 feet, and I made [rookie guard] Kyle Lowrey think he's a chicken. Plus the Grizzles lead the NBA in both adjectives (Rudy Gay, Stromile Swift) and nouns (Brian Cardinal, Alexander Johnson).