Urlacher injury to lead to a 37% population increase
The U.S. Census Bureau released a report estimating that Brian Urlacher's season-ending wrist injury will be directly responsible for a 37 percent rise in the population due to the additional time the linebacker can spend impregnating women.
Reinsdorf doesn’t understand how Ricketts can love the team he now owns
Cubs owner Tom Ricketts is a longtime fan of his new ballclub, a fact that doesn't sit well with crosstown front office man Jerry Reinsdorf.
Park District places Walter Payton statue on Soldier Field playing surface
Sunday marked the 10th anniversary of Walter Payton's untimely passing and an apparent end to the ongoing disagreement over a proposed Soldier Field statue of the legendary running back.
Del Negro scores 33 for Bulls in win over Senior League’s Spurs in opener
Bulls coach Vinny Del Negro scored 33 points and added 12 assists to lead an 85-79 win over the Spurs of the National Basketball Senior League in the team's season opener on Thursday.
Report: Ricketts firing Cubs staffers Ari Gold-style
Longtime Cubs staffers today learned the hard way that new owner Tom Ricketts is a big fan of the HBO show "Entourage," specifically the Ari Gold character played by Jeremy Piven who this season let staffers at a newly acquired company know they were fired by blasting them with a paintball gun.
Bulls fan still doesn’t know who team drafted
Longtime Bulls fan Joe Chomisecki admitted he couldn't actually name either of the team's selections from June's NBA draft, despite his claims to the contrary.
Woo-Woo in History: Halloween 2008
Even when dressed up for Halloween, Ronnie Woo-Woo Wickers can't shake his Cubs' superfan persona.