Gordon can’t wait to show former teammates all the new ‘defense’ he’s learned
When the Pistons come to the United Center for tonight's game, former Bulls guard Ben Gordon is excited to show his former team all the cool new skills he’s learned--namely, how to play defense.
New Hawks fan blocks other fan’s view with his big, stupid head
The Blackhawks' resurgence has brought a new generation of fans to the regularly sold-out United Center. Most in Chicago are happy to see it, but they don't sit behind a newbie fan like Jimmy Adams, who has never learned the etiquette of watching hockey in person.
Forte’s yards per carry dips below his college GPA
So far this season, the Bears offense has been completely ineffective. Coach Lovie Smith stands by his claims that the Bears are a "running football team," yet the Bears rank dead last in the NFL in team rushing.
Linguist reveals ‘Omiyale’ translates to ‘Oh, I missed my block’
A renowned linguist from Oxford University recently studied the origin of Bears tackle Frank Omiyale's name, shedding some light on questions many fans have asked throughout the season.
Ricketts orders Thanksgiving turkey, Milton Bradley delivered
Tom Ricketts has much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, celebrating the holiday for the first time as owner of the Cubs. However, communications with his staff took a wrong turn in preparation for the Ricketts' big holiday feast.
Top 10 other things the Cubs have done at Budweiser’s command
This weekend the Cubs placed signage in the back of Wrigley's left field bleachers to block fans' view of the former Budweiser rooftop, which is now occupied by an ad from Horseshoe Casino.
Noah ‘out-uglies’ Gasol in Bulls blowout loss to Lakers
The Bulls may have lost by 15 to the Lakers on Thursday, but Joakim Noah got the best of L.A.'s Pau Gasol in a battle of the two ugliest centers in the game.
