May ’10 issue is out: Ricketts has first true ‘Cubs fan’ experience; Cubs use...
The Heckler's May issue has hit the streets and like every issue, this one's packed with unbelievable sports news.
Castro completely screws himself with unforgettable big league debut
Cubs fans are known for getting ahead of themselves and 20-year-old rookie shortstop Starlin Castro did nothing to temper his already high expectations in his Major League debut Friday night, going 2-for-5 with a homer and six RBI. Fans are now giddy at Castro's prospects.
Byfuglien deported from Canada after Hawks rout Canucks in Game 3
It was the Blackhawks who were reeling rather than the Canucks after Chicago's rousing 5-2 Game 3 win at Vancouver Wednesday night, when Canadian immigration officials deported the evening's star Dustin Byfuglien as a perceived national security threat.
Cubs selling Zambrano’s contract on Groupon
When the Cubs moved Carlos Zambrano to the bullpen last month, it highlighted the team's need to offload the three remaining seasons on the five-year $90 million contract the former ace signed in 2007.
Weird-looking guy no one’s heard of set to announce Del Negro termination
The termination of Bulls head coach Vinny Del Negro will be announced later today by a strange-looking executive of whom no one has heard. The executive who goes by the name "Gar" apparently has "very important" responsibilities that no one can name.
First-ever ‘Taser a Phillies Fan Night’ a raging success
Security at Citizens Bank Field took an important step in combating the d-baggy nature of Phillies fans Monday by hosting the first-ever "Taser a Phillies Fan Night," which was a massive success.
Hawks trainer reveals list of obscure items found in Quenneville’s mustache
The Blackhawks head trainer has revealed the list of items found in Joel Quenneville's mustache. Fans have been clamoring for months for the list to be made public, but the organization has been hesitant since they consider his lip sweater to be sacred.
