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Among this issue’s headlines
Cubs news
Drunken Ricketts has first true Cubs fan experience; New owner passes out in stands after 9th Mai Tai

Cubs try to unload Zambrano’s contract on Groupon

Len Kasper loses his cool on-air, utters ‘gosh darnitall’

Ball pit added to Wrigley warning track in left to cushion Soriano dives

Crosstown Cup finally gives Cubs an opportunity to win a trophy

Stonemasons decide Cubs won’t win Series until 2087

Wrigley skybox converted to actual money-burning machine

Theriot burns butt keeping seat warm for Starlin Castro

Sam Fuld Fan Club becomes Tyler Colvin Fan Club; Only required changing a single cardboard sign

White Sox/Brewers News
Sox debut new Sunday Zubaz uniforms

Hawk Harrelson finally runs out of excuses for Sox terrible season

Gordon Beckham struggles to fit in with older teammates; No one stays up after ‘NCIS: Los Angeles’

Prince Fielder writes new cookbook: Staying Fat With Veggies!

Blackhawks News
Playoff beards lead to ‘suspicious character’ reports

Hawks still three weeks away from growing decent playoff beards

Burish celebrates an ‘Adam Burish Hat Trick’

NBA News
LeBron criticized for playing entire game with sandwich in hand

Joakim Noah seen vacationing in Cleveland

Luol Deng lands big new shoe contract; Will wear new Brooks Brothers loafers on bench next season

Paxson hires 13-year-old head coach; Finally gets someone he can fight

NFL News
Cutler: Olsen should be able to improve blocking on the field because he already is a prolific cock blocker

Peppers’ new workout has him in optimal shape; Bench-presses pallets of cash

Ochocinco unveils new multi-level global marketing campaign to solicit ‘Dancing With The Stars’ votes

Real Deal
Interviews with Matt Forte and Wrigleyville party guy Chris Festa

5 Hours at the Bar with Wood checks out The Piggery, Wrigleyville Wild Wings and Dos Gringos Trailer Park

Loco Rob analyzes the Cubs bullpen problems

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