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The Heckler’s May issue has hit the streets and like every issue, this one’s packed with unbelievable sports news. Click here to subscribe.
Among this issue’s headlines
Cubs news
Drunken Ricketts has first true Cubs fan experience; New owner passes out in stands after 9th Mai Tai
Cubs try to unload Zambrano’s contract on Groupon
Len Kasper loses his cool on-air, utters ‘gosh darnitall’
Ball pit added to Wrigley warning track in left to cushion Soriano dives
Crosstown Cup finally gives Cubs an opportunity to win a trophy
Stonemasons decide Cubs won’t win Series until 2087
Wrigley skybox converted to actual money-burning machine
Theriot burns butt keeping seat warm for Starlin Castro
Sam Fuld Fan Club becomes Tyler Colvin Fan Club; Only required changing a single cardboard sign
White Sox/Brewers News
Sox debut new Sunday Zubaz uniforms
Hawk Harrelson finally runs out of excuses for Sox terrible season
Gordon Beckham struggles to fit in with older teammates; No one stays up after ‘NCIS: Los Angeles’
Prince Fielder writes new cookbook: Staying Fat With Veggies!
Blackhawks News
Playoff beards lead to ‘suspicious character’ reports
Hawks still three weeks away from growing decent playoff beards
Burish celebrates an ‘Adam Burish Hat Trick’
NBA News
LeBron criticized for playing entire game with sandwich in hand
Joakim Noah seen vacationing in Cleveland
Luol Deng lands big new shoe contract; Will wear new Brooks Brothers loafers on bench next season
Paxson hires 13-year-old head coach; Finally gets someone he can fight
NFL News
Cutler: Olsen should be able to improve blocking on the field because he already is a prolific cock blocker
Peppers’ new workout has him in optimal shape; Bench-presses pallets of cash
Ochocinco unveils new multi-level global marketing campaign to solicit ‘Dancing With The Stars’ votes
Real Deal
Interviews with Matt Forte and Wrigleyville party guy Chris Festa
5 Hours at the Bar with Wood checks out The Piggery, Wrigleyville Wild Wings and Dos Gringos Trailer Park
Loco Rob analyzes the Cubs bullpen problems
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Brad Zibung
Founder & Publisher
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