Procrastinators rejoice: Save $$ on the few spots remaining for Wednesday’s Hawks UC trip
There are only a handful of spots left on The Heckler's United Center Blackhawks trip Wednesday and if you use the discount code "procrastinate" can still get the super-cheap earlybird rate, which is a savings of 20 percent on the list price but you have to book now.
Pitchers and catchers have reported and you should too
It is without debate that the four best words in the English language are "Pitchers and catchers report" and that's unbelievably what happened over the weekend in Mesa. The Heckler crew is again hitting the desert for the time of our lives March 3 to 6 and you need to join.
Exclusive: Ricketts forced Zambrano to take up yoga this off-season in effort to calm...
After years of emotional outbursts and quarrels with teammates, the Cubs have finally had enough. In an effort to get Carlos Zambrano to concentrate on his game, calm his temper, and find his inner self, owner Tom Ricketts forced him to practice yoga this off-season.
Blogger looking silly for predicting trade of Seabrook, Kane, Toews, Sharp, Crawford, Campbell, Hossa...
As the NHL trade deadline approaches, Blackhawks blogger Scott Carney is starting to fear none of the eight key Chicago players will be dealt to other teams as he predicted last week.
Cubs strike fear into opposition with Reed Johnson, Augie Ojeda signings
The Cubs have declared themselves contenders in the National League this year with the powerhouse signings of former Cub fan favorites Reed Johnson and Augie Ojeda.
Mysterious package outside U.S. Cellular actually drunk Pierzynski sleeping in trench coat
“Out of many Pierzynski calls we’ve responded to, this may be the worst,” said O’Laney. “Due to the toxic smell of the catcher, we need to insist you stay at least 2,000 yards away at all times.”
Duncan Keith apologizes for not using more f-bombs earlier in season
“I should have started dropping f-bombs from game one to whip this team into shape,” said the Norris Trophy defenseman. “We’re playing worse than an [expletive deleted] juniors team. If I would have started cussing earlier in the season, we’d be [expletive deleted] unbeatable.”
