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In an apparent effort to erase the memory of his recent abysmal play and to reconnect with his childhood, Kane was found passed out in a McDonald’s Children PlayZone ball pit.

Hawk Harrelson's latest folksy catchphrase actually relates to baseball.

After two days of stating the team was on pace for 162 victories, the White Sox lost Sunday, leaving their fans clueless as to the team’s new pace.

In response to their team's 15-10 victory over the Indians on Opening Day, Sox fans have put forth a unified effort to make you want to exit out of Facebook.

The Cubs received a startling blow to their 2011 playoff hopes when their Opening Day loss to the Pirates mathematically eliminated the team from playoff contention.

“All I gotta say is tell Prior I’m gunning for him,” said Peavy after he pitched four scoreless simulated innings against a bunch of minor leaguers and a homeless man who has been sleeping outside the White Sox spring training complex in Tuscon.

“Let’s see here," said Garza. "There’s the day baseball, poor player amenities at Wrigley, the slew of bars outside the ballpark, the wind blowing out, Ronnie Woo-Woo’s annoying yelping, Todd Ricketts, poor fielding from Soriano and Castro, those guys at the Heckler making fun of me, and who can forget the curse?"