Tuesday, January 13, 2026

John Scott to wear Kane’s jersey and skate on knees in hopes Canucks will...

Frustrated after watching the Canucks slash and hit smaller players but skate away from enforcer John Scott, the Blackhawks are going to pull the old switcheroo.

Cubs find way to win and lose same game; record now 10.5-10.5

“The first few weeks we were content to just hover around .500,” said manager Mike Quade. “But then I told the guys, ‘Hey, we can be more mediocre than that. We’re the Cubs.’”

Heckler Stats: Team Tattoo Leaders

Kenyon Martin and the Denver Nuggets sit atop this month's list of most tatted teams, edging out the Dennis Rodman and Tommy Lee sack race team.

Koyie Hill hits hard foul ball during BP

“I ripped a hard foul ball during batting practice on Monday,” said the Cubs' backup catcher. “Those guys down the third base line really scattered. I was sure that alone was going to get me a few at-bats.”

Zambrano ‘harnesses the power’ of Wrigley seagulls

“They are my friends,” said the eclectic hurler. “Sometimes I feel like they are the only ones who understand me ... who don’t judge me.”

Heckler Classic: Blackhawks add actual goon to their roster

Originally posted Feb. 13, 2007; Hoping to spur fan attendance and in-stadium beer sales, the Blackhawks have signed 7-foot goon Charlie "Nutcracker" McGillicuddy to a four-year contract.

La Russa to sing 7th Inning Stretch at Wrigley on May 11?

The Cubs announced today that Cardinals manager Tony La Russa will sing the Seventh Inning Stretch at May 11's Cubs-Cards game at Wrigley unless The Heckler sells out its group outing for that night. Fans can sign up for the ultra-discounted Old Style pre-party and 200-level game ticket at http://hecklercubs.eventbrite.com/.