Cubs lock fans inside Wrigley to prevent them from leaving early
“Going to Wrigley is supposed to be fun and memorable,” Cubs owner Tom Ricketts said. “And just in case it isn’t, then maybe our fans will learn to like it if they can‘t get out.”
Chicago experiences minor earthquake after Prince Fielder dives for groundball
Chicago became the fourth MLB city this season to experience what scientists have termed a "PrinceQuake."
LeBron, DWade deemed 2011 ‘Flopping Champions,’ take talents to English Premier League
Days after losing the NBA Finals, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade were named the 2011 co-Flopping Champions in honor of their outrageous displays of faking getting fouled throughout the playoffs.
Wrigley rooftops dismantled due to lack of interest; will go back to tar-paper, lawn...
The rooftop bleacher and party decks on Waveland and Sheffield Avenues will soon be a thing of the past. Wrigleyville rooftop owners today announced their decision to dismantle their viewing structures, citing financial losses and lack of fan interest.
Idiot says NFL lockout won’t be that bad
Sundays without football will provide more time for other things, NFL fan and general idiot Mark Williams recently claimed.
Sign Up Now: Cubs-Brewers game and pre-party Wednesday for just $19.08
Wednesday's Cubs-Brewers outing is almost upon us and just a handful of super-cheap $19.08 tickets remain. Sign up today and get a lower-level game ticket and pre-game party with free buffet and $2 Old Styles at Beer Wrigleyville, which is probably the best-named bar in the world.
