Diary reveals that Jimmy Hoffa was Frosty Malt vendor at Wrigley Field
Scoffing at reports he is buried in one of several locations throughout the country, including the end zone of now-demolished Giants Stadium in New Jersey, Hoffa wrote he made his way to Chicago finding a job as a vendor at Wrigley Field.
St. Louis police report horse’s head found in Marmol’s bed
The St. Louis police department’s blotter overflowed with news about the head of a horse that was found in the bed of Cubs closer Carlos Marmol at a downtown hotel.
Cubs unveil new tank top uniforms to combat day-game fatigue
"I'm almost positive we'll draw more females to the games because of all the biceps being revealed on the field," said Ricketts. "We'll also be raking in merchandise money from all the fans who want to stay current by purchasing the new uniforms."
Cubs Week In Review: Feldmania yes, Marmolmania not so much
The week started with the Humongous Maroon collection of Gears & Widgets extending their winning streak at Wrigley Field to about 300 games.
Cubs pretend to care about Stewart’s Twitter rant just so they can stop paying...
"We've been paying Ian $2 million this year to do absolutely nothing," said GM Jed Hoyer. "I really don't care what he wants to write on Twitter, but if it gives us an excuse to stop paying him, than god bless that loveable little moron."
Closer Gregg suspended for arguing that he really has seven saves
When Cubs’ skipper Dale Sveum congratulated closer Kevin Gregg on earning his seventh save of the season, the right-hander was taken by total surprise, responding, “You’re full of [expletive deleted].”
Cubs Week in Review: A trip out west, then a trip to loserville
The weekend’s brutal series loss and horrific blood letting to the Pirates shocked those Cub fans who haven’t read Ronnie R.R. Wickers novel “Game of Cubs.”
