Monday, November 10, 2025

Sveum awards final roster spot to speech therapist specializing in his name

Instead of extra pitching or a fifth outfielder, the new Cubs manager used the final spot on the 25-man roster to staff a speech therapist who specializes in his strange surname.

Cubs graciously promise to eat only 9 of Strasburg’s 160 innings on Opening Day

On Wednesday the Nationals named Stephen Strasburg their Opening Day starter to take on the Cubs, who graciously offered to use up only nine of 160 innings the Tommy John recipient will be limited to this season.

Cubs fan spots image of Len Kasper in her vanilla ice cream cone

Trudi Johnson couldn't believe it, but there it was: a vision from a higher being.

Heckler Comic: Pat Hughes meets his fashion idol Bill Cosby

Cubs radio man Pat Hughes meets Bill Cosby, the man who inspired his funky wardrobe.

St. Patrick’s Day Drink Specials — Chicago sports style!

From the Bitter Cutler to the Zero Wisemen, enjoy these refreshing Chicago sports-themed drinks this St. Patrick's Day!

Chug-Chug Comic: Ryan Braun and the case of the ‘sample’

Milwaukee Brewers star and reigning MVP Ryan Braun may have been cleared of steroid charges, but that's not the part that bothers some people the most.

Heckler Image: Ryan Dempster ‘Harry Caray Wannabe’ 2012 baseball card

Ryan Dempster's impression of Will Ferrell's impression of Harry Caray has been forever enshrined in a new baseball card.