Monday, November 30, 2020

WNBA’s topless 2012 draft fails as only lonely creeps are interested

Contrary to popular belief, the WNBA still exists, and league officials are pulling out all the stops to gain interest. This year's 2012 WNBA draft was held earlier this week, in a VFW hall outside of Newark, N.J., and was "top optional" to generate interest in the failing league.

Mikhail Prokhorov has David Stern assassinated for not making Magic trade Dwight Howard to...

Reportedly, the murder was arranged by Nets' Russian owner Mikhail Prokhorov who presumably used his contacts in the Russian mafia to have Stern "taken out" for not forcing Otis Smith and the Magic to trade Dwight Howard to New Jersey by the trade deadline last week.

Nets ask Gerald Wallace to change name to Christopher to promote first season in...

Why would the Nets trade a first-round pick to the Blazers for Gerald Wallace? The answer boils down to a risky marketing campaign. That is because the deal is contingent on Gerald changing his first name to “Christopher” in memory of the late Notorious B.I.G.

NBA fines Nets minority owner Jay-Z $1 million for mentioning LeBron and Dwyane Wade...

NBA commissioner David Stern today levied a $1 million fine against Nets minority owner Jay-Z after recently overhearing the rapper reference LeBron James and Dwyane Wade in his chart-topping hit "Empire State of Mind." The lyric in question refers to paying the Heat stars and set Stern off.

Slutty socialite files for divorce from shitty NBA player

The pop culture and sports worlds again collided Monday when it was announced that slutty socialite Kim Kardashian and shitty NBA player Kris Humphries were getting a divorce after just 72 days of marriage.

Hawks defeated as Brodeur sets victories record

The Blackhawks traveled to New Jersey Tuesday hoping to avoid becoming a footnote to a trivia question: Who holds the NHL record for most wins by a goaltender? At the end of three periods of hockey, the answer was Martin Brodeur.