The Heckler’s March issue has hit the streets just in time for Spring Training’s sweet spot.
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Among this issue’s headlines
Cubs news
Cubs unveil Spring Training beer bong at HoHoKam
Two dorks injured as Cubs blogger war turns violent
Cubs to garnish your wages; ‘You’ll get some top notch tickets all right!’ says Kenney
Cubs unveil ‘trough express’ passes at Wrigley
Piniella debuts new ‘super gut’ from offseason laziness
Soriano to use redwood tree for bat
Ronnie Woo-Woo finds old broken typewriter in alley; Only has ‘W’ and ‘O’ keys so he can still write memoirs
Fan shows up to Spring Training way, way out of shape
Total piece of crap becomes valuable by adding Cubs logo
MIT professors prove right field does, indeed, suck
Parking lot cornhole better than spring game
Woo-Woo in History: The Ides of March
White Sox news
Overexcited Harrelson predicts Sox will win 267 games, World Series
Sox offer 20% ticket discount to any fan carrying a credit card, which must have their name on it
Sox fans’ Spring Training bus trip results in 6-state crime spree
Sox to broadcast games in Spanish; Also considering English
Sox agree to UFC cross-promotion at the Cell; Reinsdorf: ‘We’re basically going to put an octagon fence around our fans’
Other sports news
Comcast SportsNet launches new show ‘Chicago Sports Team PR Hour’
Kevin Gregg about to be banished to another country
McGwire, Clemens, Bonds, Canseco form boy band: ‘Performance Enhancing Thugz’
Mike Martz develops 126 more plays this week
Rod Marinelli has puppet strings installed in back
Bears, Bulls sign Peppers as DE/power forward
Bears hypnotize season ticket holders prior to raising prices on seats
Blackhawks Olympic stars miss trees, dirt, fresh air and other comforts of Canada
Four athletes get DUIs as media hounds Kane for being a little tipsy on bus
Tearful Dick Vitale reveals he’s been faking enthusiasm for the past 10 years
Columnist Johnny Blaze has a one-way ticket to Trendyville after getting a Facebook page and Joe Malonecki is all fired up about the South Side Jersey Shore project
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