November 2019 15
Some would call the Hot Stove League -- baseball’s offseason carnival of trades, free agent signings and fans of all teams hating Scott Boras -- the second-best season in sports after baseball’s regular season. The 2019-2020 edition promises not to disappoint.
"I'm a funny guy but what that guy said about my injury wasn't funny," said Hicks. "I just can't wait to show the world just how funny I am."
The Heckler has obtained a secret internal document from Halas Hall not only confirming the injury report was false but also a list of dozens of other injuries/maladies the Bears plan to use in future games where Trubisky struggles.
“Luol had a great career and we’re honored he wanted to retire with us,” said VP of Basketball Operations John Paxson. "But when you have a chance for a retired guy like Dwyane Wade to be a member of your team, you have to go after it."