Bears fans woke up this morning to huge, unexpected news: The team is about to acquire three-time Pro Bowler and 2016 Defensive Player of the Year, Khalil Mack from the Oakland Raiders. Fans were shocked.

“Seriously? This is actually happening?” asked Kenny Halvorsen of Waukegan. “Normally when I wake up to Bears news is that my favorite player got arrested overnight or something.”

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