Best one wins a $25 gift certificate to So far we’ve got:

“Grand Wizard Night at U.S. Cellular a Smashing Success” — Jeff N.

Players today don’t wanna hit the ball to the opposite field. They all wanna pull the ball. In my day you’d git a fungo in the rump if you tried to pull every … Hang on a sec … Stoney, shut the hell up … I’m making a useless point here and no one cares that you’re Jewish. Anyhow … You gotta hit the ball the other way. You know who was great at that? Yaz.” — Ken “Hawk” Harrelson

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