The entire Baltimore roster rejoiced Sunday afternoon following kicker Billy Cundiff’s missed field goal with seconds remaining in the AFC Championship Game, saving the Ravens from a mandatory mid-winter trip to cold and desolate Indianapolis.

“Now we don’t have to go to Indy!” exclaimed linebacker Ray Lewis. “Hell, maybe I’ll go to Disneyland instead. Or just spend Super Bowl weekend causing trouble with my boys. That’s way more fun than Indiana.”