New Bears offensive coordinator Mike Tice already has some bold ideas for how to reinvigorate the Bears’ offense in the 2012 season.

“Grunt, grunt, grunt,” Tice said. “Grunt, grunt, grunnnnnnnt.”

A Bears PR spokesman said this translates to: “We plan on implementing a modern passing offense and utilizing a pass-catching tight end.”

“Grunt,” added Tice.

Clarified the translator: “Jay Cutler will be able to audible at the line of scrimmage.”

Additional initiatives by Tice include inspirational team woolly mammoth hunts and drawing up game-plans on cave walls.