Green Bay native Lenny Jensen briefly despised something more than the Chicago Bears this morning when he logged onto Facebook for the first time since its latest redesign.
“What the hell is this crap?” complained Jensen. “This is worse than Brian Urlacher!”
Jensen’s irrational anger, normally targeted at the Bears, fell squarely on the new ticker and top story features.
“I can’t get rid of it,” he said. “It’s like turning on Fox and having them drone on and on about Jay Cutler’s potential, as if anybody really cares. I just want to make it stop.”
To voice his displeasure, Jensen changed his status to “new FB design stupider than Lovie Smith” and then navigated his browser back to Packers.com to see if the photos from this morning’s practice had been posted yet.