Sundays without football will provide more time for other things, NFL fan and general idiot Mark Williams recently claimed.
“I’ve been wanting to finish my novel,” he said, referring to the story about a 30-year-old man who moves to the suburbs and becomes a dad. “Plus I’m sure I’ll find other things to do on Sunday afternoons.”
When asked if he was going to enjoy all the additional chores he’d have to do around the house, or not being able to waste time playing Fantasy Football at work, Williams paused.
“Oh…I guess I never thought about that,” he said. “I hope my wife doesn’t make me start going to estate sales.”
Other things the moronic Williams never considered include having to paint the garage, attend church and watch bull riding.