After two days of stating the team was on pace for 162 victories, the White Sox lost Sunday, leaving their fans clueless as to the team’s new pace.

‘We’re on pace for, uh,” mumbled die-hard fan Johnny Kelmar, before changing the subject. “I know this, the Cubs suck.”

Bridgeport resident William Connors chose to adopt fuzzy math to project the rest of the season. “We’ve only lost once, so now we’re on pace for 161 wins,” Connors said confidently.