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    SORIANO TRIES NEW BAT MADE OF $20 BILLS

    In an effort to put his contract money to good use, Cubs slugger Alfonso Soriano has been testing a bat made entirely of $20 bills. According to Soriano, the bat should .

    “,” said the outfielder.

    Jim Hendry agreed, and is glad Soriano finally found a use for all the cash the GM threw at him before the 2007 season.

    “,” said Hendry, referring to Soriano’s 8-year contract.

    The new “money bat” has given other members of the Cubs ideas for their own customized equipment. Carlos Silva is reportedly going to use a boxing glove instead of a traditional mitt, while pitcher has decided to use a when he’s on the mound in hopes of .

    The good news is that .

    If the money bat doesn’t get the job done, Soriano already has a in the works.

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