It’s hard to find words to describe the way the Blackhawks have played this season. One fan, however, was not at a loss for words.

“These [expletive deleted]guys [expletive deleted] suck,” said Richie Johnson, a longtime Hawk fan from the West Side. “If I have to sit through another [expletive deleted] game like this one I’m going to [expletive deleted] lose it.”

Johnson, in a drunken stupor, was referring to the 3-1 loss to the Anaheim (don’t call them Mighty) Ducks Wednesday night. The Hawks have the lowest number of goals scored this season in the entire league.

“If these [expletive deleted] don’t get their [expletive deleted] asses in gear,” Johnson continued. “I’m personally going to [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] their wives and/or girlfriends.”

The Hawks go for seven losses in a row Friday night against the Blue Jackets at the United Center. Once again, the team’s giving away tickets to the game, not like that will encourage anyone to make it to the game.

heckler editorial staff