The Blackhawks have dropped three straight, two of them in overtime. The lost to the Pittsburgh Penguins in a shootout on Valentine’s Day then dropped both of their weekend games, one against Vancouver and the other the N.Y. Rangers.
This reporter was busy and forgot Chicago still had a hockey club. Because of this, it seems best to interview myself.
Reporter Kevin: What happened? You forgot they had a team?
Real Kevin: Yeah, that’s what a weekend full of pond hockey, booze and prostitutes will do to you. Wait, an you edit out that prostitute part?
Reporter Kevin: No.
Real Kevin. Dammit. I hate you.
Reporter Kevin: What is wrong with this team?
Real Kevin: Everything. No heart, no skill, no drive, no management. They look dead out there.
Reporter Kevin: So you did watch the games over the weekend?
Real Kevin: No. I was in Eagle River. They thought the Hawks had disbanded up there. Plus one of them was a home game. We all know those aren’t on TV.
Reporter Kevin: The Heckler doesn’t send you to games?
Real Kevin: No … cheap bastards. Wait, aren’t you the reporter?
Reporter Kevin: Yes.
Real Kevin: So you should be going to the games.
Reporter Kevin: Um, yeah I guess.
Real Kevin: Wait, who is who?
Reporter Kevin: I’m not sure.
Real Kevin: Me neither. Wanna grab a beer?
Reporter Kevin: You read my mind.
Real Kevin: I am your mind.
Reporter Kevin: What?
Real Kevin: Never mind. Go Blackhawks!
Number of the Weekend: 4
People who Tivo’d the Hawks game Sunday. Three were mistakes and the other guy thinks his box malfunctioned.