Sunday, January 11, 2026

WikiLeaks shocker: CIA uses ‘Go Cubs Go’ to torture terror suspects

The latest bombshell WikiLeaks release revealed the United States CIA regularly uses the Steve Goodman anthem "Go Cubs Go" to torture suspected terrorists.

Inflated Wrigley Field attendance figures include seagulls, vendors

“If you think about it, seagulls are pretty self-aware,” said Wrigley staffer Lester Fitz. “I mean, they could leave if they wanted to. We count them because they chose to be here.”

Tivo’d Cubs game spoiled after Southwest pilot announces final score without warning

Cubs fan Bob Benson was livid Tuesday evening when Southwest Airlines pilot Ralph Kearney welcomed the plane’s passengers to the Chicago area ... then inexplicably announced the Cubs had just defeated the Diamondbacks in a 6-5 nail biter.

Heckler Comic: Dez Bryant picks up where Irvin left off

Thanks to a recent spate of off-field trouble, Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant appears ready to step into Michael Irvin's shoes.

Heckler Stats: Top Sports Twins

Every single Luvabull makes an appearance on April's list of the Top Twins in sports.

Top 10 new features of Madden ’12 other than concussions

EA Sports announced Madden ’12 will include concussions. Here are the top 10 other new features.

Heckler Stats: Professional Crying Leaders

The Miami Heat and Danica Patrick currently register the most tears/second among sports personalities.