The one good thing about the virtual waiting room is that now you can spend some quality time gambling online while you try to score some hard-to-get Cubs-Pirates tickets. Here are a couple of bets Pete will be making in his quest to pay off the IRS by year’s end.
Distance in yards that must be maintained by any Bears defensive back and Steve Smith according to a restraining order filed Jan. 13, 2005.
Yards Steve Smith gained while you were reading that last entry.
Days into spring training before the Cubs beat reporter files a story including the phrase “torn rotator cuff.”
Over/under on the actual age of Jose Contreras.
May 12 –
Day A.J. Pierzynski is released for playing “Don’t Stop Believin'” before every game.
Hours you would have to lock Tyson Chandler in a gym by himself before he could eclipse Kobe Bryant’s 81-point game.
Minutes into that event before Chandler would break his all-time record for offensive rebounds in a game.
Percent of Chicagoans who think Theo Fleury and/or Bob Probert still play for the Blackhawks.
The only name on the back of a Blackhawks jersey that you can wear without a paper bag on your head.