Thursday, April 25, 2024

Cutler inspired by Grossman’s 2006 New Year’s Eve finale

To prepare for the Bears’ meaningless 10-3 loss against the Green Bay Packers, Jay Cutler looked at the tape of Rex Grossman’s 2006 meaningless season finale.

Embarrassed Big Ten drops five schools after getting swept on New Year’s Day

Wisconsin, Northwestern, Michigan, Michigan State and Penn State are all looking for new homes Saturday evening after the Big Ten announced it was dropping the five schools for their part in the conference getting swept in its New Year's Day bowl games.

Peppers regrets leaving Panthers, says Chicago BBQ sucks

As the Bears approach the close of the 2010 season, many players are reflected on changes in the past year. Key off-season free agent acquisition Julius Peppers has been an anchor of one of the toughest defenses in the league, but the lucrative contract-signing came one critical mistake for the North Carolina native who was forced to leave his favorite barbecue restaurants behind in the Carolinas.

Cutler’s athleticism deemed ‘underrated’ for 18,267th time

After an eight-yard scramble against the Lions by Bears QB Jay Cutler last Sunday, the internet was abuzz with thousands of stories touting Cutler’s “underrated athleticism.”

She Makes the Call: Tell me how much you missed me

More than a year has passed since I last graced the pages of The Heckler. I'm getting older. Wiser. Fatter. Hotter. I'm back, and I'm ready for the 2008 season. My loyal fans have demanded an explanation for my absence, and this issue offers me the perfect opportunity to explain.

The boss is going to fire you because of fantasy football

Hey, I don't know what has gotten into you, but you need to relax. I don't know if you're trying to get fired or are just oblivious, but you're going to lose your job if you keep up your antics.

Untelevised Blackhawks Game Recap: Hawks win tight game at home

The Chicago Blackhawks got their first home win last night, defeating the Nashville Predators 3-1. Unfortunately, due to the Hawks' blackout restrictions set forth by owner Bill Wirtz, The Heckler is not allowed to actually reveal highlights.