Experts: Soriano trade gives Cubs 0.00000001% better chance of winning Series by 2095
"Without question, the Cubs chances at a World Series victory by 2095 have now improved ever so slightly," said ESPN baseball analyst Jayson Stark.
Prince Fielder wins $5 on scratch-off lottery ticket, buys Detroit with cash
Fielder has promised no major changes to Detroit in the near future, but he does envision something that will have people saying "Prince Fielder lives here."
Anthony Weiner accidentally provides credit card number while sexting, agrees to pay $500 million...
A despondent Weiner explained that while doing campaign research, he stumbled upon the names “sexy female Cubs” and “Fukudome.” He was so focused on the Mayoral race, Weiner didn’t have time to notice he'd already pulled out his credit card and entered the 16-digit number as well as his three-digit pin.
Worried about being traded, Nate Schierholtz promises to strike out next time
“I signed with the Cubs to play some day games and generally not work that hard," said the Chicago outfielder. "I like to go hunting and fishing in October. If I get traded to some good team, I might have to actually play baseball in October."
Royal baby to be named after Ronnie Woo-Woo
What was totally unexpected was Appleton’s proclamation that the future King of England was named "Ronnie Woo-Woo Mountbatten-Windsor, Duke of Wrigleyville," for Cubs super-fan Ronnie Woo-Woo Wickers.
Rooftop owners upset Wrigley concert stage blocks view of field
"First the Cubs want to have this monstrosity of a Jumbrotron in left, then the Pearl Jam and Jason Aldean concerts block our view of the beloved field," said Jeremy Bennett, a rooftop owner on Addison. "Let me tell you something: Jeremy spoke alright ... to Alderman Tom Tunney."
Cutler depressed after Johnny Manziel no-shows for his session at Manning Passing Academy
Cutler, who decided to learn at the Manning Academy this summer so he could work on his running and throwing skills, was excited beyond belief when he heard he would be tutored by Manziel in his break-out sessions.
