Friday, March 29, 2024

Staley The Bear mauls seven in Grant Park

An afternoon in Grant Park turned tragic Wednesday when Staley The Bear, beloved mascot of Chicago's NFL franchise, mauled seven picnickers, sending all to the hospital and placing three in critical condition.

Pretty boy Leinart keeps a beauty kit

In anticipation of Monday night's showdown with the Bears, Arizona Cardinals rookie QB Matt Leinart revealed a secret during a press conference Thursday. When reporters told Leinart he looked good in his first NFL start a week ago, the Heisman winner misunderstood and told reporters his good looks are maintained with the help of a beauty kit.

NFL spots Cardinals 23 points against Bears

Searching for a ratings boost in an otherwise dull Monday night game, the NFL accepted ESPN's request to spot the Arizona Cardinals 23 points for their match up with the Bears.

Lovie me do

The early success of the Bears has some fans in such a frenzy they're changing their name to "Lovie" after the team's head coach, Lovie Smith. It doesn't seem to matter, male or female, everybody is switching their given birth names.

Lacking decent bulletin board material, Bears settle for Playboy pics

After Detroit Lions wide receiver Roy Williams made his infamous guarantee of victory against the Bears in Week 2, no other team has wanted to give them more bulletin board material for fear of a similar beatdown.

Ex-Bear QB Kramer: Grossman is living ‘the life I should have had’

Marshawn Kramer, wife of former-Bears quarterback Erik Kramer, knew something was wrong with her husband late Sunday night as he watched NBC's Sunday Night Football. The former gunslinger seemed upset as he watched the Bears trounce the Seattle Seahawks from his recliner at his home.

Bears put doubters to rest with big win over Seahawks

If there were any doubters that the Bears were for real after three games, they smothered any reservations with a dominating 37-6 win over the defending NFC Champion Seattle Seahawks.