NASCAR nation mourns missing accident live, Danica to work the pole
"You sit here through tedious and nauseating lap after lap just waiting to see something, anything interesting happen and then as soon as you flip over to Swamp People or Teen Mom this happens," said one fan who admits watching NASCAR only for the crashes. "I feel bad for those people but I really regret missing it."
Danica Patrick becomes first marginally attractive woman to finish 8th at Daytona
"Anytime a woman competes on this big of a racing stage it's bound to make headlines," said NASCAR on ESPN analyst Tim Brewer. "But when it's someone as remotely attractive of Danica ... va-va-va-voom!"
NASCAR introduces closed-captioned car sounds
Along with the whooshes and zings made by moving stock cars, NASCAR officials announced other sounds listed as popular in the survey, such as ratcheting pit-crew repairs and crunching, smoldering crashes, would be translated into closed captioning as well.
