Monday Night Football announcers to wear ‘Droolin’ Over Stafford’ bibs and ‘Cutler Sucks’ hats
ESPN’s broadcast trio of Jon Gruden, Ron Jaworski and Mike Tirico are known for their sensational rants and raves when it comes to quarterbacks, but this week will bring a new wrinkle: outlandish apparel.
’85 Bears reunite at White House to record new opening for MNF
President Obama has invited the Super Bowl XX championship Bears to the White House after their original visit was postponed in 1986 and never rescheduled. While there, ESPN has convinced them to reunite the ‘Shufflin' Crew’ to record a new opening for MNF.
Frustrated Cris Carter seeking his own catchphrase
Former NFL All-Pro receiver and current ESPN analyst Cris Carter issued a statement this week that he is officially seeking his own catchphrase so that he can be on a level playing field with other ESPN analysts.
In wake of Paterno scandal, ESPN staff to relearn sports
After four solid days of 24-hour television and radio coverage focusing almost entirely on the sexual abuse cover up at Penn State University, most—if not all—of ESPN’s personalities have forgotten their initial charge of broadcasting actual sport.
Sony adds Chris Berman’s face to remote control mute buttons
Sony Corporation has followed the lead of rivals LG and Samsung by adding ESPN analyst and Monday Night Football host Chris Berman's face to mute buttons on all its TV remotes.
NCAA adds Indiana and Missouri St. to last-minute ‘Prozac Self Esteem Bowl’
In an effort to fill a holiday void of one night without worthless bowl games, the NCAA has reached out to corporate sponsors to create another bowl of little or no significance.
Trent Dilfer rips on the body language of Jay Culter’s unborn son
After Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari announced they are expecting a child this weekend, Trent Dilfer took to ESPN airwaves to critique how the child is handling pressure.
