Thursday, March 28, 2024

Richard Sherman named first-ever NFL Player-Referee

“It’s true I know the rules better than anyone and can play-ref this game blindfolded,” claims Sherman. “Unfortunately, I also see this as an opportunity for the league to suspend or fine me double every week.”

Josh Gordon: Athlete or drug-lete?

“A good smoke outweighs anything right? I mean I'm in the NFL making millions of dollars, but screw it! I'll get high and ruin my image as a person! Illegal substances banned by the NFL can't hurt either!" - Sincerely, Josh Gordon's brain

Marshawn Lynch says nothing but ’You know why I’m here’ over and over about...

Marshawn Lynch gave an in-depth interview Thursday about his return to the Seahawks, saying nothing but “You know why I'm here” over and over.

Russell Wilson switches to Allstate after loss to Aaron Rodgers

After losing to State Farm spokesperson Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson couldn't stand to support the insurance company, and proceeded to switch over to Allstate.