Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Richard Sherman takes vow of silence until after Super Bowl

Outspoken Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman has taken a vow of silence until after he plays in Feb. 2's Super Bowl.

NFL sets Super Bowl start for 4:20 p.m. EST

"I hope there's like a ton of Taco Bell Dorito Locos spots during the game, because I could eat those things all day, man. All freaking day. Hey, have you seen my Visine? I have a press conference in 10 minutes," said Goodell.

Super Bowl XLVIII Bingo — Seahawks vs. Broncos

Play along as the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos do battle on the biggest stage of them all, except for the halftime stage, of course.

Marshawn Lynch says he’ll only talk to reporters through game of ‘Telephone’

"I'm just here to play football dress water pink wasp party," Lynch was quoted as saying.

80% of Americans plan to wait until Super Bowl hits Netflix or Amazon Prime

"Maybe Netflix will release all the Super Bowls at once, including this year's," said avid House of Cards fan and casual sports watcher Mike Benson. "That would be great. I could binge them all in two days."

Super Bowl continues to be delayed, pending arrival of Broncos

"Maybe they got caught in a traffic jam on a bridge or something," said New Jersey governor Chris Christie. "It's been known to happen from time to time."

Report: Seattle Seahawks to be relocated to Oklahoma City by David Stern

Stern closed his remarks by stating, "No matter what happens, let's just say that the fair city of Seattle might want to think twice before they issue me a parking ticket in 2005 again."