Thursday, April 25, 2024

Denver Broncos hire Lane Kiffin as their head coach

As the Denver Broncos' private plane showed up to greet a man perceived by many to be arrogant and condescending, Kiffin was already envisioning gameplans to improve the Denver Broncos and make them “even more awesome like me.”

Manning Brothers to team up with 1985 Chicago Bears for their next musical number

Fresh-off the success of their No. 1 Chart Topper “Football on Your Phone,” Peyton and Eli Manning have decided to work with one of the greatest influences known throughout the Hip Hop Community, the 1985 Chicago Bears.

Jeremy Lin won’t stop asking reporters if they remember Linsanity

"Hey guys, how about those numbers, right?" he asked. "I swear, man, back in 2011, those kind of numbers would have given you material for dozens of articles. Hundreds, even."

Even Peyton Manning not so sure he’d draft himself in fantasy football this year

After joining the Broncos as the most prized free agent of the off-season, Peyton Manning started the preseason with two mediocre games. He finally put together a solid performance last week against the 49ers, but still isn't convinced he'd burn a first-round fantasy pick on himself this season.

Jamie Moyer great-grandfathered into the Hall of Fame

Jamie Moyer's 27-year MLB career reached a high note Friday when Commissioner Bud Selig announced the 49-year-old Rockies pitcher had been great-grandfathered into the baseball's Hall of Fame.

Goodell wins Rock, Paper, Scissors standoff, announces Payton suspension instead of Peyton

"We agreed if I won, it would be spelled Payton with an A," said a relieved Goodell. "If the kid from Dartmouth won, it would have been Peyton with an E."

Fireman Ed to be replaced with Monsignor Joe for Tebow’s first season

Out with the old and in with the new. The Jets acquired Tim Tebow for draft picks Wednesday, but that was not their only big announcement -- Fireman Ed has been relieved of his duties as crowd cheerleader and will be replaced by “Monsignor Joe” next season.