NBA fans shocked at total hotness of Donald Sterling’s girlfriend
"I know Donald Sterling is a racist and a horrible human being," said Musberger . "With that said, the awesomeness of his super-smokin’ hot girlfriend must not go ignored.
Sly Theo trades .688-hitting Bonifacio to Angels for Mike Trout
Bonifacio is currently hitting .668, a stat Epstein was able to leverage to acquire the best player in the league.
Next free agent that signs with Lakers will be given cameo in Sharknado sequel
Team owner Jim Buss has promised that the next free agent who agrees to terms with the Lakers will be guaranteed a spot in the upcoming movie "Sharknado 2, Malibu Madness."
Lakers fans offered chance to exchange Dwight Howard jerseys for Aaron Hernandez ones
Lakers fans feel Hernandez disgraced the Patriots by murdering someone less than Howard did by leaving their team via free agency.
Desperate Marmol begs Hoyer to return after Dodgers cut him
“About 3:15 this morning, just as I finished checking the Japanese and Korean Leagues' waiver wires, my cell phone rang,” Hoyer told Cubs.com. “I figured it might have been just another drunken rant from one of our players, but it was Marmol begging me to take him back to the team.”
Experts commend Hoyer in acquiring living human in Marmol trade
"I almost choked on my cigar smoke when I heard the trade," Steve Stone said. "Is there any way I can switch teams again? Jed Hoyer is a genius."
Hoyer seals Marmol trade to Dodgers with ‘No Take Backs’ provision on last line
Out of fear that the deal was too good to be true, savvy General Manager Jed Hoyer inserted a little used, but time-honored, clause into the deal.
