Friday, April 19, 2024

Blackhawks play Duck Hunt to mentally prepare to face Anaheim in playoffs

"This team needs to learn that Ducks are weak animals that can be easily dominated," said Quenneville. "I put these games in the locker room so we can gain some confidence heading into the playoffs by blasting animated ducks over and over again."

Sly Theo trades .688-hitting Bonifacio to Angels for Mike Trout

Bonifacio is currently hitting .668, a stat Epstein was able to leverage to acquire the best player in the league.

Pierre McGuire records career-high 740 useless stats during Game 4

"This Jonathan Toews and Ryan Kesler rivalry goes back to a Sainte-Marie Quebec Cub Scout popcorn fundraiser in which Toews sold 16 tins of caramel corn to Kesler's 12 cheddar cheese blend."

Cubs acquire Mike Trout for entirety of Wrigley Field and a player to be...

The Cubs have done the unthinkable and acquired the best player in baseball but at a steep cost: Wrigley Field.

Albert Pujols asks for help after he admits he doesn’t know how to run

Aging Angels slugger Albert Pujols has spent the quarantine going through some deep self-reflection and has come to terms with a tragic flaw: He never learned how to run.