The Heckler’s Second-Best Sports Town Tournament
With an unfortunate lack of viable competitions this March, we decided to unleash a tournament to determine the second-best sports town in America. We already know the winner (Chicago).
Mookie Betts to pursue bowling instead of joining Dodgers
The Dodgers’ blockbuster trade with the Red Sox for Mookie Betts and David Price has been mixed after Betts announced he would be perusing a new career in bowling.
Rest of NHL agrees to participate in yet another Blackhawks or Kings Cup run
“The owners could have made at least one unreasonable demand,” Bettman was overheard lamenting to a confidant. “Otherwise what am I doing here? All I’ve got is this cheap suit and my idea to dot the greater southwestern desert with unprofitable teams.”
Lakers games to be broadcast on SOAPnet for remainder of 2013 season
"We're overjoyed!" said SOAPnet exec Sally Benson. "These guys are way more melodramatic than our current shows and storylines. Will Kobe [Bryant] and Dwight [Howard] make up? Or will their rivalry tear this team apart? You'll have to tune in to find out!"
Wellness Check Podcast: Haymarket Books author/publicist & former Army Ranger Rory Fanning
Today's Wellness Check is with Rory Fanning, who has many extremely interesting stories to tell. Listen here!
Second-Best Sports Town Update: Philly, Detroit, Denver & Atlanta advance
We’ve reached the Isolated 8 and things are getting intense! Atlanta edged Oakland for the last spot. Now it’s time to see who’s going to make the Furloughed Four!
