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Moments after the San Francisco Giants put the final nail in the Rangers' World Series coffin, the Texas Board of Education released a statement indicating that this year’s Fall Classic would not be a part of any history curriculum coming out of the Lone Star state.

The 2010-2011 campaign has been a rough one so far for Marty Turco, the Blackhawks goalie and main free agent acquisition coming into this season. Turco, a seven-year starter for the Dallas Stars and former All-Star, was deemed the starting goalie immediately upon his signing, but has seen significantly diminished playing time recently. Corey Crawford, a guy most Hawks fans have no idea started a few games last year, has been the man between the pipes for five of the Hawk’s previous six games.

After a Blackhawks victory against the Stars last week, former Hawks starting goalie Cristobal Huet sent current goalie Marty Turco a text message sarcastically congratulating him on a victory with backup Goalie Corey Crawford in the net.

The Heckler's Dallas-based cartoonist Rick Atkinson gives his take on the 2010 Cowboys "Dream Cruise" to the Super Bowl, which is about ready to head to port.

The Heckler brings you the most shocking headlines from the world of sports.

With Super Bowl XLV fewer than two weeks away, Jerry Jones announced the cancellation of the season’s most important game scheduled at the newly constructed Cowboys Stadium, leaving the NFL in a panic to relocate the contest to another venue.

As soon as the cheerleader-less Packers and Steelers advanced to Super Bowl XLV, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones immediately went about the task of putting together the largest cheerleader team in history by hiring every stripper in the state of Texas.