Thursday, April 25, 2024

Miami Marlins logo only causing seizures in people who look directly at it with...

“If you’re blind or have your eyes closed, this is a non-issue,” said owner Jeffrey Loria. “We really think people are getting bent out of shape about a problem that only affects 99% of the population.”

Dale Tallon’s Florida Panthers accused of trying to clone six Blackhawks players

Authorities have arrested Florida Panthers GM Dale Tallon after the former Hawks exec reportedly tried to clone half a dozen Chicago players using DNA obtained from stolen practice equipment.

Jordan further exerts dominance over LeBron by destroying him in high-stakes craps

Plenty of NBA pundits have by now made the mistake of questioning Michael Jordan’s “all-time greatest player” status in the wake of LeBron James’ meteoric and sustained rise to basketball stardom. Since Jordan’s playing days are behind him, he recently challenged LBJ to a battle for alpha-male status on his new home court -- the floor of the MGM Grand Casino in Las Vegas.

LeBron, DWade deemed 2011 ‘Flopping Champions,’ take talents to English Premier League

Days after losing the NBA Finals, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade were named the 2011 co-Flopping Champions in honor of their outrageous displays of faking getting fouled throughout the playoffs.

Heckler Comic: Mavs douse the Heat

The Mavs extinguish the Heat's championship dreams.

Bulls anxious to avenge elimination by Miami when league resumes play in 3 or...

After a heart-breaking Eastern Conference Finals series defeat the the Heat, the Bulls are anxiously awaiting their chance at revenge against Miami when the NBA resumes play in three or four years from its impending labor stoppage this summer.

Bulls to shut down Heat by hand-cuffing LeBron to Scalabrine

In each of the Bulls' last three losses to Miami, LeBron James has taken control down the stretch, hitting big shots to ice a late victory. That's not going to happen tonight, according to Bulls head coach Tom Thibodeau, who has ordered injured 12th man Brian Scalabrine to handcuff himself to the Heat superstar before Game 5 at the United Center.