Thursday, March 28, 2024

Schaumburg man orders McCown jersey online after upset victory

"McCown was awesome," Greenblatt gushed. "I mean, Forte was also awesome, and so was that offensive line, but McCown, man, he was something else. Our backup guy was so much better than the Packers backup guy."

Favre keeps calling Packers front office, nervously hanging up when they answer

After Super Bowl MVP Aaron Rodgers went down with a shoulder injury in the first quarter of Monday's loss to the Bears, friends of former franchise quarterback Brett Favre have told media reports that...

Epstein admits to mixing up the careers of Sandberg, Sveum

“Sandberg ... damn, I knew it started with an ‘S’,” Epstein was overheard muttering as he strode by reporters before Friday’s game.

Central banking system collapses as all Packers fans sell team stock at the same...

When Packers fans discovered that there wasn’t any depth in the front seven and the running-back-by-committee approach wasn’t yielding enough yards from the line of scrimmage, it immediately prompted a run of global proportions.

Ryan Braun admits he never read the apology his lawyers wrote for him

"My legal guys took care of that," said Braun. "It's important people understand I have no interest in apologizing whatsoever. I deeply regret the fact I find myself in this position. But here I am. I just hope America believes whatever my lawyers made up so we can all put this matter behind us."

Anti-Semite who collects urine for a living offended at being called a Cubs fan

"I might be a lot of things," said Laurenzi in a recent interview. "I collect urine samples for a living. I hate Jewish people. But under no circumstances can anyone get away with calling me a Cubs fan."

New ‘PEDz’ candy dispenser to debut at Miller Park

Plans for a new candy with dispenser honoring Ryan Braun to be sold at Miller Park will still take place even though Braun is facing suspension for multiple drug violations.