Thursday, April 25, 2024

Bears-Packers: A guide to your inevitable drunken brawl

Watching the NFC Championship at your favorite bar means inebriated conflict with our neighbors to the north is inevitable. The following guide will help you come out on top even if the Bears lay an egg.

Facebook sees 3,000% spike in global trash talking since Bears-Packers game became a reality

The trash talking built during the waning moments of the Bears’ victory over the Seahawks, and has reached a worldwide crescendo in the hours since.

NFL will allow Packers to bring their own sod to Soldier Field

After intense pressure from Green Bay officials and a close inspection of the Soldier Field turf, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell will allow the Packers to bring their own playing surface with them for Sunday’s game.

Illinois State Police to make random I-94 searches for morons traveling with fake wedges...

The Illinois State Police announced they'll be swarming I-94 north of Chicago to perform random searches on cars with Wisconsin plates this weekend targeting "foolishness and contraband."

Packers line Aaron Rodgers’ helmet with cheddar cheese to prevent further concussions

In order to protect their franchise quarterback, the Packers have lined Rodgers' helmet with the softest, most cushioning substance they know of: pure Wisconsin cheddar cheese.

Bears-Packers game sells out in negative-five minutes

The many fans eagerly awaiting a release of NFC Championship tickets by Ticketmaster today were mightily disappointed when the allotment sold out in negative-five minutes.

Radio Brief: Hunters in Green Bay ravaging local bear population

In anticipation of Sunday's big game, bloodlust among Packers fans means bad news for local bears.